THEME

bichotomy:

I can’t do this.  It’s too uncomfortable.No one.  And I mean no one.  can suck my dick into their cheek and not scrape it with their teeth.

That’s not the worst problem you could have…just sayin’

ARTIST

Leonard Cohen

TRACK

I'm Your Man

ALBUM

The Essential Leonard Cohen

PLAYS

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jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle
bichotomy:

A fantasy of mine.Being edged.  Having my orgasm denied.  Over. And over.  And over.  Being totally at the mercy of the hands of a beautiful lover.He is so turned on.  His balls are inside his body.  She strokes him for a second.  Literally.  Watch his body twitch when she releases.  He is doing everything he can to not blow his load all over the comforter.  The way his cock bounces.  The breathing.  The thrusting of his hips as his confused body is trying to find something to touch.  His body doesn’t understand why his cock is being denied a warm wet hole to fuck.Jesus.  Make me twitch like this and I am yours entirely.  Do with me as you will.